I have to laugh (good naturedly) at Cleveland, OH. After they fired Bill Belachek, he went on to New England and has now won 3 Super Bowls. I guess that's why the T-shirt that I would love to own shows a sign along an interstate highway in Cleveland and says:
PITTSBURGH, 143 MILES.
Underneath that sign, the words: THE ONLY SIGN OF LIFE IN CLEVELAND
Can you see where my sports loyalty lies? :-)